Where dreams come true...

Girl: Yeah, I've met the boys 6 times & talked to them for like an hour each time.

Me: I saw Kevin once at the park, so I started chasing him.

What was your most recent dream?

Harry: Niall?

Niall: Oh I love this one.

Harry: *Irish accent* I dreamed of Nandos.

Niall: I had a dream the other night that I was playing up front with somethingsomething in the champions league final *starts to flip out and flail*

Zayn: Uh, yeah...

Louis: I had a dream that we had a new sixth member for some reason and it ended up being quite horrible and he started a fight with me and I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me.

Zayn: But who's name were you shouting repeatedly?

Louis: Niall.

Zayn: *makes a wtf face*

Louis: Just kidding! I was shouting ZAYN ZAYN but he didn't come.

Zayn: Yeah I was just chilling somewhere. That was bad. *Put hand on Lou's shoulder* I would save you Louis!

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joncozart:

I have no friends.

Harry getting his new tattoo

walkingin-onedirection:

Tattoo guy: Ok boy what tattoo would you like?

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Harry: Something very masculine and badass

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Tattoo guy: Ok what about a dragon with a fire and-

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Harry: A STAR! 

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Tattoo guy: But that’s not …

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Harry:  I WANT A STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR 

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^^

 



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